Today I decided I should set some more goals in life! So I started with a totally realistic one, choosing a new job.
What is the job you ask, well since you did ask I’ll let you know!
I have decided to become Dan Feuerriegels fake tan applier, I mean this is totally realistic right. I get to travel to exciting new places on the other side of the world thus expanding my horizons. I know, I know I’m going to get covered in fake tan and no doubt I’ll get orange hands, it’ll probably be all oily but sometimes you just have to take the hits and know your part of creating something amazing.
It’s such a small part of production but every little thing counts, right. Those early 4/5am starts are going to be a killer but I’ll cope for the sake of art.
I bet that poor fellow who had to be J-Lo’s nipple tweeker for the ‘Jenny from the block’ video thought exactly the same thing.